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[Climb or Drown!]

Bugged

The teleportation is bugged, I ended the level with -32 teleportations because you can keep using it after you deplete them, just don't switch weapons. An 8 for the effort and fun

[Platformer Tutorial AS2]

Great!

Nice tut, it covered much I needed to know! Still deciding if I'm going to go AS or animating though :I

[Santa on Strike: Story]

Ohh this is so much fawn :3

It was 283 days before christmas and Gaylord had just woken up to a Fucking day. he went downstairs and turned on the TV and saw the news that Santa had gone on strike!Gaylord was super to hear this news he went outside to join a protest march but saw a girl wearing a gay nothing. he approched the girl and asked her what her name was, she replied, 'My name is hoerenkind and I am Santas replacment'. To which Gaylord exclaimed 'Santas replacement?!', she giggled and said 'That's right, now what was it you wanted?'. Gaylordgot out the top 3 wishes he wrote and said 'I would like dildo, thong and gigolo'. hoerenkind giggled again and said 'I'm sorry but suckmydick can only carry one a dog for each person!Gaylord was disappointed and asked 'Is there anything else you can give me?' hoerenkind leaned forwards towards Gaylord and gave Gaylord a fuck all day then she got on suckmydick and rode off into the distance, Gaylord was still super from the fuck all day. The End!

Little-Rena responds:

lol

[Tri-achnid]

Well done!

I really love this game, nice use of physics etc. But somehow I can't get past lvl2, but this game rocks!

[Dad 'n Me]

Great game!

Great programming, nice art and lots of children smashing fun! It never gets old just to ram into the little ones on the quads or at the playground!